Even more awful jokes!
21/11/2018
Even more awful jokes!

These are jokes you’ve probably heard before from your driver buddies. The moment you hear one of these quips you can’t help but face palm, but having some laughs are better than having none!


The trucker stopped to picked up the hitchhiker girl in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. 
“It’s Snow, Roy Snow,” he answered, “and what’s yours? “I’m June, June Hansen,” she said.
 “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances? ” she challenged the trucker some miles down the road. 
“Can you imagine what it might be like,” he countered with a question of his own, “Having eight inches of Snow in June? ”


Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a load of cobblers.


One day a trucker got slightly stuck with his load under an overpass on a busy stretch of highway.
It wasn't long before a cop stopped by to check things out. He had sized up the situation and then advised to the trucker to let some air out of his tires, so he could move on.
The trucker replied "I'm stuck at the top officer, not at the bottom."


Traffic jam caused by a lorry load of terrapins hitting a lorry load of tortoises. Turtle chaos.


Best lorry I’ve seen is from a digestive company. It takes the biscuit.


What has one horn and provides milk? A dairy lorry.


A lorry load of glue crashed on the motorway. A got stuck in traffic for hours


A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway.


Saw a lorry load of pens crash. It was a write off.


As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ‘Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.’
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, ‘Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!’ Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. At the next light the trucker hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, ‘Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s winter in Canada and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!!!!!!’

Whether they be funny or cringey, give us some jokes of your own!

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